It isn't me

Thank you to "S" for reassuring me that:
I make stuff up
I am 100% normal
It is you, not me
And other things I should have printed on tee-shirts.

Also, thank you to her hubby for providing a male perspective that supported our sentiments.

Just Call Me Grace. Klutzy Moments

Lately I have been having a lot of Klutzy Moment and Injuries so I thought I would document them.
1. Hit myself in the face with my car door
2. Dog jumped off couch and hit my face with her head
3. Threw up and broke all the capillaries in my face
4. Almost got tripped my a waiter
5. Almost had my chair leg fall off a stage
6. The normal graceful moments at the gym that involve me losing my balance
7. Dog smashed her head into my nose.
8. Put a french fry right out of the oven in my mouth and got it stuck between my gum and cheek and made a narly blister on both! AWESOME!

More to come!

Glasses

Yesterday I went to the eye doctor and decided that it was time for me to get glasses to help me when I am reading, sewing, working on the computer, etc... so basically 50% of my daily life. It is official; I am 30 and need glasses! I never thought this day would come.

To my cousin J....I am joining you in the over 30 naughty librarian club!

It came down to two frames, tortoise shell or something totally different. I chose totally different.

In My Mind

In my mind I am on a tropical vacation with a frothy iced drink in my hand and a hot guy by my side.

In my mind it isn't snowing it is just really cold rain.

In my mind my shoulders aren't sore from shoveling.

I need some fun in the sun!!!!