Timber!

My new neighbors decided to cut down a tree from their back yard so that they could get their truck back there. (Not quite sure why you would want to put your truck in the back yard, I always thought driveways and garages where for vehicles). So...the guy was standing between the tree and his house with a rope tied to the tree so that he could pull it in the direct he wanted it to go. The tree fell towards his house (and him) with only a foot to spare. On its way down it took out part of his fence. Mission accomplished, now there is definitely enough room to drive a truck through there. We noticed that the guy that was helping him cut the tree really didn't say anything. He just got on his cell phone and called his girlfriend to come pick him up. I guess his work was done.